the men dont get it.

He's so cute isnt he? His eyes, his hair, his personality. Yeah, but most things end and its better to know how in advance. Here, love warnings from the stars!

ARIES
The Good: He's a chauvinist, which turns you on because until recently you were dating a guy who drank flavoured coffee.
The Bad: Wait until he starts asking you where his dinner is.
The Ending: Babe, you're the best, but he's got room for a lot more notches on his belt.

TAURUS
The Good: He's smart, shy, a secret pervert.
The Bad: He'll make you miserable if your relationship doesn't go the way he wants.
The Ending: Mixed signals-- he'll leave you, come back, leave you, come back. When you've finally got enough, expect to do all the dirty work.

GEMINI
The Good: He likes to chew the rag even more than your best friend.
The Bad: All this talk never goes anywhere.
The Ending: He's such a flake, he'll probably forget to deliver an "it's over" speech.

CANCER
The Good: Sensitive, sex-obsessed, the perfect scam.
The Bad: He's completely anal and ridiculously insecure.
The Ending: If you dump him, he'll obsess about you forever. If you dont, expect to be smothered to death.

LEO
The Good: He acts like he's already famous.
The Bad: He treats you like just another fan.
The Ending: Imagine trying to get your way with madonna-- a consummate Leo-- but add a penis to the mix.

VIRGO
The Good: He's preppy, self-deprecating and practical.
The Bad: Therapy five times a week would only scratch the surface.
The Ending: He's defensive, so he goes on the offensive. Be prepared for a tongue lashing [and no, not the good kind].

LIBRA
The Good: Isn't he adorable? Thoughtful, Kind, soft-spoken...
The Bad:... which is only a ruse to hide how insanely jugemental he is.
The Ending: A dissertation on exactly what you've dont wrong, what you've both done wrong, that will make you want to kill yourself.

SCORPIO
The Good: He's charismatic and holds back enough to keep you interested.
The Bad: Hello, psycho! Scorpio's temper is from hell!
The Ending: Encourage him to express his anger via email, then cancel your hotmail account, change your phone number and move far, far away.

SAGITTARIUS
The Good: All the other girls want him, but he chooses you.
The Bad: That's what you think-- he cheats.
The Ending: Don't expect him to go through a mourning period-- he'll have someone else lined up way before the door hits you in the rear.

CAPRICORN
The Good: He's a suit-and-tie guy-- self-possessed, intelligent, goal oriented.
The Bad: He thinks doggie style is risque and is looking for a throphy wife.
The Ending: Unless you live up to his expectations, you'll get the old heave-ho in a public place or via fax.

AQUARIUS
The Good: Supercool hippie vibe where you love the one you're with.
The Bad: He's a hypocrite who has big ideas about how people should behave that he doesn't apply to himself.
The Ending: If you don't have a lot in common, run for your life.

PISCES
The Good: Sweet, dreamy, full of compliments.
The Bad: Basically asks every girl he goes out with, "Are you my mommy?"
The Ending: You'll never have your heart eaten out by anyone nicer. Expect the best of table manners.